FOUR YEAR OLD FRUSTRATIONS

Scene:  Sailor is dressed in her fancy Sleeping Beauty outfit with makeup, fancy hair and jewelry.

Mom: (who was just arriving home from errands) "Well hello princess!"

Sailor: (who was grumpy) "I am not a princess"

Mom: "Who are you?"

Sailor: "I am just Sailor"

Mom:  "Well, you look gorgeous"

Sailor: "Well, I am gorgeous but I am not a princess right now"